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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Hairchecks... Love them or hate them?

Over the past few weeks, the Disciplinary Committie conducted a series of hairchecks on the students. Many would say, is it even necessary for these hairchecks? I would say it is, but why? Just simply because our dearest Disciplinary teacherthought that a normal human being will grow hair at a rate of 1cm per day, which is equivalent to a rate of 28cm in 4 weeks. (How amazing?) Hence they feel that there's a need to check on the students on the day school reopened to make sure that they do not have hair as ugly as the Head of Disciplinary Commitiee(heck the spelling la) himself has. Look, they are really concern for us students and we really should be greatful to them instead. I shall take this chance to really comment and praise those students who went back and reflect on their actions and decided to do something to change their hairstyle - which is to have a "Buzz Cut", or in simple words... to shave their heads.
I mean, they have too.. cause the school provided some lousy 3 minutes haircut for the cost of 7 dollars.
But sadly, the Disciplinary Comittiee does not appreciate it at all and see it as being "Rebellious" towards the school. I am suggesting to the Disciplinary comittiee that if they wish to see less of this of what they thought as "Rebellious" actions, just simply conduct less useless hairchecks because it's just a waste of precious time and human resources.

I would also like to bring up the matter that the school employs lousy malay ( i'm not being racist) barber to cut our hair for an expensive price. What a morally upright and honest way to earn money! *laughs sarcastically* Please, please, please do tell us when is that hair check a few days earlier so that we'll ~~not waste useless money on lousy haircut~~ be able to pass all the future frequent hair checks in the future.

I'm still grudging on the 60 bucks they made me spent on my hair this month!
And they say looks can be deciving.. hurhur